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Saturday, 10 November 2007

Unaccostumed As I Am...

Posted on 09:50 by Unknown
You bunch of sickos!

Thank you for the wonderful (and frankly, disturbing) suggestions some of you made for the Bad Taste fancy dress costumes. The one that made me laugh the most was the one involving Tic-Tacs...

I ended up wearing a pair of theatre scrubs, a handmade badge saying "GINOKOLOJIST" and... um... a prosthesis. As a costume it worked. (Before you say it, no, I was not dressing as anyone in particular).

Other guests at the party included Princess Di (with scars), Mr deMenezezezezez (with wounds) and a fetus. I felt sorry for the people who didn't come in fancy dress - how silly did you look...? Ha ha!

It was all a good laugh except:
- someone else took over DJing from me (surely Chesney Hawkes, Dr Alban & Britney are what you want at a BadTaste party)
- someone put olive oil in the punch
- I fell asleep on the sofa and missed half the party.

Luckily I was not abused in any fashion while I slept...
At least I think I wasn't...
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