hello

It's come to my attention that this blog is being read by actual people.

I'm not sure that was the plan; this puts pressure on me to start writing something of interest. Is it too late to back out? Can't we just be friends, etc...


Incidentally I have never given anyone the "Just Friends" speech.

Although - you'll be astonished to hear - I have been on the receiving end of it, more than once (What can I say? Loads of women really want me to be their friend)


I think there's a bit in the speech somewhere about not paying attention or something. To be honest, I don't know... I wasn't really listening...

I wonder, is "Hashmat" a real word?