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Friday, 18 May 2007

Sad News

Posted on 10:30 by Unknown
Nothing which will really bum you out, but enough to put me on a bit of a downer...

Was quite upset to hear that one of the professors who taught when I was at Medical School had died last week. Most readers will have come across Prof John Henry, who was probably Britain's foremost Toxicologist & Poisons expert, advising the government on quite a few high profile cases (... as well as answering Ali G's questions about drugs). He was a really nice man too & will be sadly missed by a large number of people.

Two weeks on, my car's still in Critical Care waiting for a new valve (or something).

Disappointment on the Funny Foot front:
Hello from Walls, Thank you for your recent E-mail.

Unfortunately, the product has been discontinued. You may find a few remaining items in store but Unilever has decided to discontinue the item due to low levels of demand. Please accept my apolgies for any disappointment that this may cause.

I suppose it is looking more likely that the job application system might become a little more fair - although the current solution of "we'll still give out most of the jobs our way, but we'll go back to the old system for round 2 to fill the last few training jobs and the remaining ten thousand doctors will have to look for something else" is not really there yet.

My interview went OK (although no-one even wanted to look at the beautiful wine list portfolio I've spent ages creating) - and I did get to see my mum for the first time in months & take her out for lunch afterwards.

And it is the weekend...

Oh well, mustn't grumble.
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Tuesday, 15 May 2007

Now what?

Posted on 08:51 by Unknown
Front page news on the BBC website (for about 3 hours) was that MTAS has, unsurprisingly, been scrapped.

Which is great in some respects. No-one will get a job unfairly.
But...er... how will any of us get a job now?

The old way, of everyone applying wherever they want to work, means more application forms and more interviews! Arrrgh!

Should I still go to my MTAS interview tomorrow? Will there be anyone there? I hope so - I've spent ages making my portfolio look nice, the printing, the binding...

(Bugger. I've just realised it looks just like a restaurant wine list.)
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Monday, 14 May 2007

druM eT bAsS

Posted on 13:10 by Unknown
Here's a video describing the fundamental issues regarding doctors' jobs in simple terms...



...set to a rather brilliant drum 'n' bass choon. Have a look.
(Dancing optional - volume control's in the corner)

Next post will be after my interview on Wednesday...
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Saturday, 12 May 2007

Not Cool

Posted on 11:57 by Unknown
This is the UK, the greatest nation in the world. It's 2007. We have pioneering technology everywhere in our lives, and are living a luxury compared to how things were a decade or two ago, for goodness sake. And yet...

Actually no, I won't rant. In the grand scheme of things, it's really not a big deal.

I just want an ice cream. On a stick.

A Funny Foot.

Apparently, Wall's has relaunched them (I didn't know they'd stopped making them). But I can't find one anywhere. In any supermarket or newsagent. And believe me, I've looked every time I've been in one for the last few months.

So where can I get me a Funny Foot? Hmm? Anybody?

Or for that matter, a Toffee Crumble..

...which has to be THE best choc/nut/biscuit-coated ice-cream-with-a-toffee-centre on a stick in this or any other universe.
I hadn't seen one since I was little, so when I found some last year in a corner shop in Birmingham last year I bought them all - and finished them off within a few hours (but there were less than a dozen to begin with, so it's allowed). Mmm...
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Monday, 7 May 2007

You will be fooled...

Posted on 17:16 by Unknown
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Saturday, 5 May 2007

Cardiac Arrest

Posted on 00:15 by Unknown
I have a fairly middle-aged car, normally fit & well.

I've always put the right stuff into the tank, taken it for regular check-ups, never over-exerted it...

Recently I've noticed it sounding a little tired going up hills.

And since the start of the week, the engine fans have started puffing on minimal effort.

Then yesterday the dash lights all came on down one side.
It wasn't relieved by stopping the car.

It's never smoked. Drinks only unleaded.


I took the poor thing to the garage and the nice doctor man diagnosed a circulation problem.


I think my car's had a heart attack.


They kept it in overnight.
Might need a thermostat transplant.

I'm so worried. (sniff) I love my car. It's the only one I've got...
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Friday, 4 May 2007

ahem...

Posted on 00:10 by Unknown
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!
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