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Saturday, 5 May 2007

Cardiac Arrest

Posted on 00:15 by Unknown
I have a fairly middle-aged car, normally fit & well.

I've always put the right stuff into the tank, taken it for regular check-ups, never over-exerted it...

Recently I've noticed it sounding a little tired going up hills.

And since the start of the week, the engine fans have started puffing on minimal effort.

Then yesterday the dash lights all came on down one side.
It wasn't relieved by stopping the car.

It's never smoked. Drinks only unleaded.


I took the poor thing to the garage and the nice doctor man diagnosed a circulation problem.


I think my car's had a heart attack.


They kept it in overnight.
Might need a thermostat transplant.

I'm so worried. (sniff) I love my car. It's the only one I've got...
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