Late-night conversation

I've just been to see an ENT patient on the ward:
"Can't you take him to ITU?" said his doctor. "We can't look after him here, the nurses can't see him from their desk."
Sadly, she was entirely serious.

I moved the desk. Problem solved.
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On my way back to ITU, I popped into the Doctor's Mess. A bored medic was watching music TV. The Beatfreaks song Superfreak came on & a midget Michal Jackson impersonator appeared on screen.

"His cock's normal size" he says, without looking up from the telly.

"Huh?" was the best I could come up with. (I'm tired, OK?)

"They always are with midgets. His dick's gonna be the same size as a normal bloke's. Must look huge on him."

I asked him how he knew this. "Midget porn" he says.


You can't say my blog isn't educational...?