I'm renting a flat from a mate and he left it fully furnished, including a kettle. I don't drink tea or coffee - I mean, what is the point?
Anyway, last night I fancied some pasta, so I picked up the kettle to fill it. And the base was hot. Very very hot.
Funny, I thought, I haven't used it since I last had pasta... Actually, I haven't made pasta since I moved in... have I? I switched the kettle on once, a few weeks ago, to boil some water for pasta but then changed my mind and had something else for dinner... but surely it would have switched itself off? I tried the on/off switch.
It was stuck in the "on" position. And had been for over a month.
Fuck.
The water had boiled off long ago. The heating filament inside looked... unhappy (and that was after I'd chipped away the thick layer of black stuff covering it). Anyway I did what any decent tenant would do *
But Lord knows what my electricity bill's going to look like... actually:
Let's say the kettle's been on for 6 weeks (ahem) continuously;
= £161.28
Fuck.
What an absolute fucking waste of money. I could've eaten out every day for that amount.
On the bright side, I s'pose it's a good job the house didn't catch fire - I've grown kind of fond of it.
And I reckon I'll find out how often my landlord reads my blog.
*I boiled the water in a pan & hid the kettle in a cupboard. What? It's not my fault...
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