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Sunday, 16 July 2006

Boob

Posted on 15:27 by Unknown
So I may have offended one of the midwives...

Her patient was still wearing her undies underneath her hospital gown when she arrived in the operating theatre for her Caesarean Section. The midwife was trying to help her undress and was taking forever.

I offered to leave them to it, but the patient said it was OK to stay so I turned away and carried on chatting to them.

All I said was "I can get a bra off someone faster than that..."
Patient laughed, midwife growled...

I'm not looking forward to going back to work tomorrow...
Hell hath no fury like a madwitch midwife scorned...
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